Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most
when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself
"We have some extra food do you want some?"
"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"
"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"