browngirlblues:

Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

Who hurt you so much that you started to hate yourself?
― Midnight thoughts (what made you so sad)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most

brucetimms:

when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself

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ruinedchildhood:

"We have some extra food do you want some?"

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"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"

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"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer)

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